[center][b]Kink Planet Episode 1[/b][/center]

[center]By Kaydrien Iceclaw AKA IcyCoatl[/center]



[Intro fades out to reveal a desert landscape. This portion is the stereotypical sand dunes, albeit with a heavily reddish tint not typical to Earth. In the far distance is visible a stand of what may be trees, and another somewhere else on the horizon. Dotted here and there are rocky outcrops, but few and far between. There is very sparse vegetation in clumps, the nearest visible appearing to be a large green spike poking out of the ground, lined with needle-thin spines. It looks vaguely phallic, but nothing you would want to put anywhere sensitive even if a human were big enough to do so. The time is morning under a reddish sun.]

Narrator: This is the world of Agal IV. Most dry land is part of one enormous continent composed of several tectonic plates, and the majority of that dry land is very dry indeed.

[Camera pans over the reddish dunes, past the spike-cactus and a few scrubby bushes]

Narrator: Contrary to many early science-fiction media, there is not known to be such a thing as a life-bearing desert planet. All examples of life as we know it require an environment that is at least periodically wet to develop, and as such is only known to live on worlds that have or had extensive liquid water. However, some parts of Agal IV could easily fool you into thinking the desert stretched on forever.

[Picture-in-picture of a continental map. Most of the large continent is marked in desert yellow-tan, although this obviously isn’t accurate to the real appearance of this sand.]

Narrator: The combination of prevailing winds and an extensive barrier mountain range along the eastern side of most of the continent leave most of the planet extremely dry, though as you can see there is a temperate jungle on the northern side of this landmass and green valleys within the mountain ranges.

[Picture-in-picture vanishes as the camera continues to pan, meandering in the direction of one of the nearer outcrops. It is apparent that some of the outcrops are actually much larger than first obvious based on how the angles change. The patches of might-be-trees in the distance must be enormous, as well.] 

Narrator: This is the wetter portion of the desert, where some greenery still exists. Though there is life in the deep desert, it has as yet been poorly surveyed. It is known that deep geothermal springs do exist in some places there. But for the most part, large animal life is not common beyond an area a few thousand kilometers beyond either the western coast or northern jungles. Here, most animals are relatively small, and plants are primarily tough succulents.

[The camera pans by one of the spike-plants in closeup, and gradually adjusts angle.]

Narrator: There are two species of particular interest to us today, who depend extensively on each other as part of their reproductive cycle. This-

[View angles down, showing a small reddish-furred creature. Standing on four legs, it strongly resembles a terran fennec fox with much smaller ears and a more triangular, weasel-like face. It trots along the red sand, padding along on wide paws.]

Narrator: This is a galfox, named for its planet and resemblance to certain terran species. This is a common xenozoological practice to ameliorate the difficulty of referring to millions of species by identification number, though the limited number of available syllables in terran basic means that it is wise for scientists to check that they are indeed referring to the same species when discussing biology. In any case, the galfox is a small xenomammalian omnivore that feeds primarily on xenoarthropods, rodent-analogs, and plants. Its coloration allows it to better blend into the iron-rich sand of this region.

[Camera keeps pace with the creature. It is, of course, rather adorable, hopping along the packed dust. It approaches the nearest rock outcrop, coming to a narrow burrow at its base.]

Narrator: The galfox is most active around dusk and dawn. This region is not often as hot as, for example, the Sahara, but these creatures still prefer to avoid the heat of midday and chill of night in the hollows and burrows scattered in and around the stone outcrops of the red desert. Some are naturally occurring from wind or weather, some are dug by the galfox or other creatures. There are so many that it proves no difficulty for this, a young male, to find one.

[Bushy tail disappears into burrow, camera follows and pulls ahead, adjusting to allow good picture despite darkness. It’s surprisingly quite large under the rock, a few meters in any direction and a little more than two thirds of a meter from floor to ceiling.]

Narrator: This galfox is seeking shelter early today. Here we can see the reason why.

[Camera view comes to rest on a pale creature. Starting from the head, it resembles a small snake with smooth skin rather than scales. However, instead of a narrow body continuing all the way down to a pointed tail, after about ten inches the body widens out to a plump sack of smooth flesh that rests on the ground in a way reminiscent of the more usual coils. The sack even more resembles a large scrotum.]

Narrator: This is a specimen of Agal IV [i]Pseudophidians eromandibula[/i], colloquially referred to by our science team as dophids or agsnakes.

[A closed caption appears on the bottom of the screen, evidently left by a technician who couldn’t contain themselves.]

[i]That’s a total lie, the labcoats keep calling them sacksnakes n’shit. Voiceover dude just has to make them sound all sciency. Aww, look, aren’t they cute?[/i]

[In view, the galfox has bounced over to nuzzle at the agsnake, which is nosing at its cheeks. It is indeed hella cute.]

Narrator: Our small friend has called an early night to visit this unusual creature. As you can see, they are very friendly toward another. This is common to most encounters between the two species.

[The happy furball licks affectionately at the agsnake’s narrow section, grooming it. The not-reptile, for its part, leans forward to curl and rest its head on the back of his neck in a feral hug.]

Narrator: Agsnakes and galfoxes share a symbiotic relationship centering on their mutual reproductive habits. To facilitate this, the young male has already begun to be physically aroused.

[Zoom in on a small pair of fuzzy balls, and a sheath that is slowly releasing a tapered shaft. It has many circular bumps in a textured pattern. Unlike its namesake, there is no knot.]

Narrator: Momentarily, this pair will take part in a ritual that furthers the expansion of both their species.

[i]He means fluffboi is totally gonna bang sacksnake, yo.[/i]

[The male steps forward so that the fur of his front legs brushes against the sack. The agsnake lowers its head under his chest, tilting forward on its bulbous lower half so that the base of its neck presses up against the front of his torso. That sack is probably about the same volume as his whole torso. The tongue of the pale, scaleless head brushes a thin tapered tongue over the tip of that bumpy erection. He yips happily.]

Narrator: The male galfox will signal his willingness to proceed by multiple high-pitched vocalizations before the agsnake will do more than explore with its tonguelike appendage. Agsnakes will go to great lengths to avoid distressing galfoxes in any way.

[It looks very much like this galfox is getting distressed anyway, letting out shrill needy whines at an increasing rate as his shaft is flicked in a way that increasingly appears teasing. Finally, the snake mouth opens, closing over his tip in a way that draws out the last whine to end in more of a satisfied [i]woof[/i].]

Narrator: This agsnake has opted to accept the galfox’s offer, and vice versa. This does not always occur if either is under significant stress.

[i]I’m probably fired anyway so I might as well have fun. Lemme tell you, I do all the editing and half the camerawork and I’ve[/i] never [i]seen one of the little guys walk off without a blowjob unless they were both too half-dead to bother. Sacksnakes are thirsty fuckers.[/i]

[The oral attention is getting well underway; Agsnake mouth travels up the bumpy (and proportionally pretty large) cock millimeter by millimeter. It can be seen to stretch the throat it’s entering through the agsnake’s skin. When the pale mouth reaches the sheath, it pulls back, throat muscles working, only to plunge forward again to the base. The recipient of this is panting happily, eyes rolled back in his little alien head.]

Narrator: Evidently an experienced individual, this agsnake will likely extract the young male’s semen very quickly. At his age, he may allow this a second time before he leaves to search for food and water to replenish his reserves. 

[Sure enough, the fluffy hips buck once and he gives out a tiny howl, his eyes rolling back in his head. The mouth on his cock stops at the base and it’s plainly obvious that the throat itself is undulating and rippling around him. The not-reptile seems to be enjoying itself nearly as much. A spasmodic undulation travels down its neck to bring the cum down to somewhere in its sack.]

Narrator: It may seem unusual that these creatures should interact with each other this way, but there is a benefit on both sides. The immobile agsnake receives most of its nutrition from galfox ejaculate. What the galfoxes get out of this arrangement is less immediately obvious.

[i]Not obvious my ass. For the record, this lucky little fucker got his rocks off in snaky there three times that day. In case you were wondering.[/i]

[The pale maw pulls itself slowly off the sensitive shaft, jaws re-hinging as it clears the tip. It flicks at the foxy urethra a few times with its tongue. The scene shifts to a shadowed area between two large rocks, another agsnake is resting comfortably. This one’s sack is pulled fairly tight, compared to the last one.]

Narrator: This agsnake lives aboveground. An unusual state. Most remain in underground burrows where they can shelter from flying predators. While they are not completely unable to defend themselves-

[Something that looks a bit like a tiny emu with a wickedly sharp beak pokes its head around the rock. The agsnake rears back, spitting a stream of greenish fluid across the five or so meters separating them; the xenobird ducks back behind the rock before it can be hit. Lucky for it: a piece of dry twig smokes slightly where the fluid touched it.]

Narrator: -their immobility does still leave them relatively vulnerable out in the open. This one has survived on the surface by a combination of cunning, good senses, and the limited protection offered by the large rock arch it shelters under.

[The camera pans a few meters around. Another galfox, this one with a less-pointed tail, has walked up in the evening twilight around the rock, snapping at the bird-thing. It runs like hell out over the dunes. Evidently the galfox decides that it isn’t worth pursuing, because it simply keeps going, stepping carefully over the venom still lying on the sand.]

Narrator: This galfox, a mature female, is seeking them out for the other half of their species’ arrangement. She’s in heat, and ready to reproduce.

[As the furry body rounds the corner, the camera zooms in on the area underneath her tail. She has the standard puckered anus under the tail, and beneath that a folded vagina. It isn’t quite the same as a terran canine- the shape is more of a diamond than a spade- but anyone familiar can see at least some resemblance. The black lips are thick and swollen with need. Several flashing pink arrows blink on and off around it, pointing at the feminine folds.]

[i]She wan sum fuk.[/i]

[The galfox steps lightly across the packed sand towards the agsnake, which has curled its short neck around the top of its lower body. As she comes close the quasi-reptile lifts its head, tongue extending to brush her nose. The furry female extends her own peremptory lick to the pale skin, before swinging herself around with a sweep of her tail to present her fuzzy rear to the agsnake. Picture zooms in to note one tiny droplet of moisture fall down from the bottom tip of her black diamond.]

[i]She wan sum fuk [b][u]bad[/u][/b][/i].

Narrator: Much like her male counterpart, she is opting to present herself sexually to the immobile agsnake. This may seem like an odd choice if her goal is to produce kits. However…

[View freezes, refocusing on the agsnake. The picture becomes a CGI cutaway into the creature’s interior anatomy, showing its internal organs. The focus is on the throat and stomach, which are in the center and surrounded by several other bulbous shapes.]

Narrator: As you can see on this internal view, the agsnake is unusually constructed.

[i]I argued against this part at all. And with our tech we COULD have just shown y’all the internals straight up, but nah. They thought that would be gross. So here I am, prettying it all up with fancy computer animation, when it would have been much easier just to build you a diagram… I’m not bitter about the extra day of work it took, I swear.[/i]

Narrator: Here, it is apparent that the agsnake’s ‘throat’ is really a multipurpose organ that is used for respiration, gustation, and aiding in galfox reproduction, among other functions.

[The cutaway shows that, up a little higher from the flap dividing passage to the stomach and lungs, there are additional branches branch running to a few different organs. The uppermost, shaped like thin gourds, these sit near the top of the agsnake’s ‘sack’. The animation shows fluid entering the mouth and flowing down to the stomach.]

Narrator: When ingesting nutrition from the male galfox, seminal fluid travels down the throat into the stomach. From there, the nutrient-rich fluid is filtered into the remainder of the agsnake’s extremely efficient digestive system. The most intriguing part of this is the way the sperm are collected through the stomach wall, and travel to these structures. They are the storage vesicles, where the viable sperm of the male galfox are gathered for future use.

[Animation of sperm filtering from the stomach to the storage vesicles, which swell. Picture zooms back out to a true view of the female galfox backing a step back toward the agsnake. It bumps its pale muzzle against the proffered vulva.]

Narrator: This unusual trait allows the agsnake to impregnate female galfoxes using the genetic material of the males.

[The snake pushes smoothly into the diamond-shaped vulva, gliding in with the help of the feminine secretions. The fluffy feminine four-legger makes a satisfied whine-purr at the penetration, lips spreading sideways as the agsnake’s entire head moves inward.]

[i]Awww yeah. That’s what we’re all here for isn’t it? Even if marketing wants to sell this as a documentary. Excuse me a moment, I’m gonna need my spare hand.[/i]

[The comparative sizes allow the slender head and neck to slip in relatively easily. From the mammalian females reactions, it’s still quite thick enough to be a pleasurable experience on her end- though it’s difficult to tell for certain without a direct comparison, the smooth neck appears as though it could be thicker than the male equipment of her own species.]

Narrator: These two will stimulate each other vigorously in order to ensure that the galfox ovulates and that the agsnake will release genetic material to fertilize the egg cells. The long neck of her chosen partner is laden with many nerve endings and very sensitive to contact with the female’s reproductive system.

[The galfox is most definitely getting stimulated, whining and panting as the neck bottoms out in her snatch. She whines needily and begins to rock back and forth, pussy lips visibly clenching around the (apparently very sensitive) smooth appendage. The agsnake is pulling back and diving in in reverse time, skin glistening with female arousal.]

Narrator: [i]Pseudophidians[/i] specimens can go without breathing for up to a quarter of an earth hour to maximize the chances of impregnating a female galfox.

[Recording speeds up, signature ‘fast forward’ sound plays as the galfox continues to hump herself against the agsnake’s top portion. When the recording slows down to normal speed again, she is breathing heavily, legs shaking. The entire top part of the quasi-reptile’s sack is glistening with her juices; She has quite obviously climaxed several times in the intervening period. A shudder passes through her as her folds visibly tighten again and a weak gush (not much- this is a desert creature after all) splatters out around the buried neck. Her eyes cross.]

[i]I’m back. Had to cut down that sequence because otherwise it would take up half the episode. Bet you pervs would like that though huh? Don’t worry, show’s not over yet folks.[/i]

Narrator: Having induced ovulation, this individual is now ready to inseminate the female. The passage of repackaged sexual fluid will be abrupt and vigorous, filling the vaginal canal with the concentrated sperm of several galfox males.

[The agsnake throat convulses, several muscular contractions moving up the visible portion of the throat. Black swollen muscles tighten weakly around the motions, clearly too tired to do much more. The galfox falls forward slightly, head resting on the packed reddish sand, rear up, agsnake head still buried in her sex. All seems finished, but the camera focuses on the base of that neck, where a bulge begins to form.]

Narrator: But what’s this? It seems that the agsnake has something of its own to contribute.

[The round bulge begins to move up the throat slowly, doubling its width at the widest point. Muscles behind it contract rhythmically, drawing it forward in regular pulses.]

Narrator: Just as the agsnake helps the galfox to reproduce, the galfox will help the agsnake. This bulge is an egg, which will be laid in the vaginal canal of the female galfox.

[i]I’d say ‘Kinky’ and chuckle, but I have a feeling that would get repetitive over the course of the series.[/i]

[The bulge of the egg continues its journey up the smooth neck, coming to rest for a moment against the tight, glistening black lips of the galfox’s sex before pushing in. Face still pressed into the sand, the mammal howls with satisfaction as one last orgasm wracks her body.]

[i]Fuck it, I’ll say it anyway.[/i]

[i]Kinky. >w<[/i]

Narrator: Once more, we can get a closer look at this event through advanced spectrographic imaging and computer reconstruction.

[View zooms in [i]through[/i] the galfox’s hip, showing the agsnake head nuzzled into her spasming red vaginal walls. It’s difficult to read the snake-like face, but the working of the mouth is sensuous as the last of the white ejaculate oozes over its lips, top and bottom jaws pressing against the galfox insides. The egg bulge presses further against the sensitive flesh, coming briefly to a stop behind the snaky skull before it levers the maw open.]

[i]I hope this tickles your titties- this sort of internal shot Is hard to pull off.[/i]

[As the egg presses out of the distended jaw, pushing dregs of white cum ahead of it, the agsnake’s eyes appear to roll back in pleasure. Its mouth squeezes down around the tapering, leathery, translucent yellow-yolked egg. The flexible shell is covered in needle-narrow backward placing spines, that lodge in the vaginal wall to keep it in. This must not be particularly painful (or else the galfox is too fucked-out to care) because no particular reaction is forthcoming.]

Narrator: Agsnake eggs have thin backward-pointing spines to prevent them from leaving the galfox vaginal canal before they are ready. Galfoxes bearing agsnake eggs have not been known to show any discomfort from this; it has been speculated that long eons of symbiotic interactions have adapted them to find this unremarkable or even pleasurable.

[The satisfied agsnake nudges the egg with its nose, before pulling back. Camera pulls back for the external view as the agsnake neck retreats from its fleshy holster, sunlight glistening off of the femcum glazing its smooth neck. It’s nose finally pulls out last from the fleshy diamond, which twitches in exhaustion around the air, unable to close entirely after the thorough pleasuring.]

Narrator: The egg will remain in the galfox’s vaginal canal for the next few months. It is believed to help keep the concentrated semen from leaking out.

[i]Look close, this next bit is great.[/i]

[The fluffy female, after several long moments lying flat and panting, levers herself to her feet, staggering away from the agsnake. Her odd lover doesn’t respond, apparently napping after the exertion. As she shakily walks away, she lets out one more little yip, and the camera captures her vulva tightening spastically once and drooling one slimy strand of femcum. The mini-orgasm nearly makes her lose her footing.]

[i]She just came from that egg. If you were worrying about the spines, don’t- they seem downright sad when they start to get used to the feeling.[/i]

[View cuts to a darkened burrow not unlike the one the male galfox was shown in with his own agsnake. A female galfox is squatted over a bed of soft dried grass, straining.]

Narrator: By the time the galfox is ready to birth her own cubs, the spines have dissolved, allowing the egg to leave first.

[Her sex, rhythmically loosening and tightening, widens to let out the base of the egg. A slim form, curled around its bulbous lower half, is dimly visible through the thin membrane. Once the egg has slid out to land in the nest, her contractions continue, a galfox cub beginning to crest.]

Narrator: The agsnake juvenile will hatch within the next two solar cycles, sharing this nest with the galfox cubs and being nursed by the galfox female as if it were one of her own. When the cubs have matured, they will likely have their first sexual experience with their adoptive sibling before leaving this cave to strike out on their own.

[Slight time-skip to the female grooming her adorable fluffy offspring and the squiggly noodle she birthed with them.]

Narrator: This spreads the immobile agsnakes far and wide to any location galfoxes can be found. This raises one question, however; As they lay eggs, the agsnakes are female by definition. So where are the agsnake males? How do those eggs become fertilized? Clearly a male galfox cannot impregnate a completely different species.

[i]Dramatic bait-and-switch in 3… 2…[/i]

Narrator: But in the face of the impossibility of it, this is very nearly the case.

[View changes to yet another cave, where an agsnake is servicing a male galfox. Camera zooms in to get a close up of the mouth wrapped around the bumpy length, then changes to that CGI-cutaway/overlay.]

Narrator: The male of the agsnake species is a very tiny, wormlike creature. It does not live independently, being unable to withstand the aridity of the desert or obtain food for themselves. Instead, they live mainly within ducts in the bodies of their species’ females.

[A collection of slim organs, forming very very small ‘tube’ nests in the throat of the female are highlighted, with even smaller filament-like forms within them. They are greyed out again, and a spongy organ under the agsnake’s tongue is highlighted instead.]

Narrator: Of course, the males have to reach other female agsnakes somehow. Here we see the organ where the agsnake’s male offspring (fathered by the males housed in her ‘throat’) reside. When receiving nutrition from a male galfox-

[i]‘Receiving nutrition’, is that what we’re calling it nowadays?[/i]

Narrator:-the agsnake males will hitch a ride.

[Picture zooms in even further. The slim tip of the agsnake’s tongue brushes against the galfox’s urethra, and pokes in ever so slightly. Tiny wriggling shapes squeeze up through narrow tubes in the tongue, swimming into the penis. Picture abruptly loses its CGI quality, and a pleasured yip is heard as the shaft spasms and spews cum into the agsnake’s mouth. The male agsnakes have clung to the inside of the urethra, and are squirming enthusiastically against it. View zooms back out to show the galfox humping furiously into the mouth, eyes rolled back and tail wagging.]

Narrator: This male will, in time, visit another agsnake. The male agsnakes he carries with him will then release, and take up residence within the new female, thus ensuring that genetic diversity is maintained. 

[Another galfox face appears from off-camera, nuzzling and licking at the scrotum of the orgasming male. When he pulls out to lie down a few feet away, the newcomer turns around, backing into the agsnake to get her cunny filled by the quasi-reptile. It obliges enthusiastically.]

Narrator: So close is the relationship between the species that galfoxes will prefer to mate with an agsnake even when others of their own species are directly available. On no other planet are two species known to interact with each other in this way, and neither is known to behave similarly outside their partnered species.

[i]Not [u]confirmed[/u] to behave that way to other species. I have my suspicions about the sacksnakes and a few scientists on the field team…[/i]

[View zooms out, and continues to zoom out into an overhead view, then keeps going until the entire planet is visible from an orbital viewpoint. Theme music swells in background.]

Narrator: Galfox and agsnake are tied together in this symbiotic relationship, agsnakes ensuring that galfoxes can reproduce even when they have difficulty finding one another in the vast desert, galfoxes provide agsnakes with nutrition and transport them to new nests. This strange partnership is a perfect illustration of the wonders to be learned in xenozoology. For now, we leave Agal IV to its interconnected inhabitants. We hope you will join us again on another episode of [i]Kink Planet![/i]

[i]Saiyonara! Hope the new guy is as much fun as I am. Catch ya later, ya kinky fucks, I love you all![/i]

[Credits play. At the end of the credits, the following text displays.]

[i]The Interplanetary Exploration and Xenostudies Network apologizes for the unprofessional behavior of the editing team. The responsible individual has been removed from their position pending an official hearing with Human Resources.[/i]



[center]End of Episode 1[/center]